Apple Blossom Trail: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If you smell really/
pretty, the world will beat a/
path to your blossoms.

Learning By Experience: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

She would have enjoyed/
the experience more, but/
I needed to learn.

Why so quickly raise/
red flags before finding out/
what is really true?

Dolls I’ve known have had/
no mind, will, or power of/
their own. Sad objects.

If the reflection /
is right, you can move from the /
dance floor to the street.

I also weep, bow,/
and write “Organ Donor” on/
my driver’s license.

Get major shrinkage/
camping: Increase the chance of/
peeing on yourself.

How do you fully/
thank someone who gifts you a/
new life miracle?

If your mother hides/
your emergency gear in/
deep storage, you’ll die.

Standing in the glow/
of the morning sun, I know: /
my life will soon change.