It’s not ’til later,/
after you urinate by/
the lake, bug bites itch.
Or
When you have to pee/
late by the lake, mosquito/
bites show much later.
It’s not ’til later,/
after you urinate by/
the lake, bug bites itch.
Or
When you have to pee/
late by the lake, mosquito/
bites show much later.
It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.
When you can see the/
evening star reflected in/
the lake, you feel peace.
I have crushes on/
pretty women ’til they prove/
they lack English* skills.
OR
*writing
What a Mother’s Day/
gift! I made my mom worry/
about me … again.
I shook the hand of/
a polygamist today./
He is a kind man.
I’m ignoring her,/
of course. Otherwise it hurts/
too much to recall.