Reverence In Church Hypocrisy: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

If we complain of/
no reverence in church, are we/
not also guilty?
Or
not guilty of noise?

Not Wearing Church Shoes: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

He’s not wearing church/
shoes, but he’s still in church, so/
who is complaining?

There are no books which/
are spiritual. We must/
ponder, apply, do.

“It is finished!” was/
not a sad quitter’s cry, but/
a shout of triumph.

Hot springs rock stacking:/
Pile stones really quickly or/
your hands will get burned.

Why do I rush on/
a scenic trail? Because I/
want to know I can.

How awesome is it/
to drive, topless dancing, near/
Lehi’s Roller Mills?!?

It’s cool to drive and/
dance, Footloose and topless, near/
Lehi Roller Mills!

Why dread leaving me?/
That gives me one less woman/
to worry about.

He knows they should talk./
He’s afraid. She always had/
that late night effect.

I should go in, but /
the greatest rock ‘n roll song/
ever is playing