Hot Springs Rock Stacking: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Hot springs rock stacking:/
Pile stones really quickly or/
your hands will get burned.

Scenic Trail Rush: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Why do I rush on/
a scenic trail? Because I/
want to know I can.

How awesome is it/
to drive, topless dancing, near/
Lehi’s Roller Mills?!?

It’s cool to drive and/
dance, Footloose and topless, near/
Lehi Roller Mills!

Why dread leaving me?/
That gives me one less woman/
to worry about.

He knows they should talk./
He’s afraid. She always had/
that late night effect.

I should go in, but /
the greatest rock ‘n roll song/
ever is playing

She shared her words, her/
enthusiasm, and her/
bread pudding with us.

I read where she’d sit/
if she’d come to it but she/
won’t. I feel like shit.

A man must be her/
fan, if only to have dreams/
to still believe in.

If you were for sale,/
though ambivalent, I would /
not buy into you.