When you’re the leader/
of the hike you should wait for/
all of the stragglers.
Tag Archives: haiku
Dance Like Everyone’s Watching: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
I sing and dance like/
folks are watching ‘cuz it lets/
them sing and dance, too.
— A haiku from the I-15 topless dancer.
They’re Muses: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
These days it’s rare I/
write about women but they/
might still inspire me.
3 Good Alternatives: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
What if there is an/
alternative, and we are/
just too dang stubborn?
OR
What if there’s a good/
alternative and we’re too/
stubborn to grasp it?
or
stubborn to grab it?
Lack Of Physical Touch: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Just because I did/
not touch her thigh, does not mean/
I’m not interested.
Believe Her: Romantic IMprov Haiku
“I am not really/
interested in dating”./
So I believed her.
Facebook Existence: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
If Facebook didn’t/
exist, I wouldn’t know or/
care much about her.
Being His Oracle, Not Muse: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
She likes being an/
oracle. Is that eas’er/
than being a muse?
Or
She likes being his/
oracle. It’s less scary/
than being his muse.
Being Both Muse And Oracle: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
He wondered how she/
felt, deep, about being both/
muse and oracle.
Wasted Effort: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
It is silly to/
shop at stores that don’t carry/
what you’re looking for.