A Fun Noisy Church: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

A noisy church ward/
is much more fun when it is/
ethnically diverse.

Grumpy Old Man I’ve Become: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I should be glad kids/
on the flight are laughing, but/
I am just annoyed.

If I really cared/
about her, I wouldn’t do/
half the things I do.
OR

If I cared about/
her, I wouldn’t do half the /
things I do to her.

She stared and smiled at/
me, eyes gleaming, thrilled to meet,/
until I stood up.

When your dream girl is/
in the arms of another,/
it’s time to wake up.

If you camp with me,/
then dance with he, don’t expect/
reciprocity.
OR (at 8:05)

If you camp with me,/
then dance with he, don’t expect/
to continue “we”.

When you watch a wish/
walk away, don’t even say/
“Goodbye”. Turn and leave.

My own Star-Spangled/
Banner will wave longer than/
I have strength for it.

You may not think you/
recall Scout lessons, but your/
sharpened hatchet does.

I have no reason/
to be here except to say:/
“I remember. Thanks.”