Nearly Ten Years Without Protection: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I saved them for now./
They are buried, but I will/
find them to use them.

Religious Flag Day Celebration

On Flag Day I’m glad/
I can celebrate freedom/
of our religions.

Few things disturb the/
Spirit of a meeting more/
than loud flatulence.

He searched everywhere/
for her and her sparkle, but /
she just wasn’t there.

I’m grateful for a/
Dad and Grandma who helped me/
see hidden nature.

I meditated./
She was bored. Pondering is/
not boring to me.

Carp slime and bird poop/
and sand in lake water still/
make me feel cleaner.

I don’t know what you/
are but you are beautiful./
I’m glad you flew by.

It’s peaceful when my/
footprints and shorebirds’ can mix/
alone on the beach.

Wise is when you know/
there are things which could kill you,/
but you stay away.