The old man in the/
parking lot asked: “How come you’re/
hanging back?” Yes. Why?
Tag Archives: haiku
Napkin Poem Napkin Poem: Revolutionary Napkin Poem Haiku
I’m glad he is so/
careful folding napkins, so/
I can write on them.
Why Be A HopeLESS Romantic? Romantic Email Haiku
Shouldn’t a hopeless/
romantic be hopeful and/
hope-filled, not sans hope?
Shopping Man Crying: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
What kind of man cries/
when clothes shopping? A man who’s/
been away too long.
Topless Drivin’ ‘N’ Stylin’ : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you have style, you/
can find random hats that match/
your cool purple shirt.
OR
When yo be stylin’, /
topless, yo find random hats/
that match your cool shirt.
24/7: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Love making in a/
marriage shouldn’t just be an /
event, but constant.
A Vision Of Her House And I: Romantic IMprov Haiku
“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her roses,/
and cook her herb’d eggs.”
Or:
“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her garden,/
and pick her roses.”
Make ‘Em Laugh: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Women claim they love men/
who make them laugh. Why am I/
not more popular?
Oming The Yoga Pants Girl: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku
I danced with the girl/
in yoga pants, and hoped for/
a chance to om her.
My Own Offering: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
When I give my own/
off’ring, I can just do the/
best I can, in faith.