So Not Impersonal: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

She pauses, listens,/
eyes closed, feels breezes play. That’s/
deeply personal.

Handling The Truth: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

If you don’t want me/
to tell you the Truth, don’t ask./
You can’t handle it.

Back with a vengeance/
is present tense. You need to/
write to just write, right?

The English major/
in me says: “Since when did you/
need our permission?”

At 1:26/
a.m., 33 years past,
Itty-Bitty came.

My mother started/
to shrink at Stonehenge, but then/
moved to Wisconsin.

“Are you a lover?”/
Her question caught me off guard./
Will she make me one?

Lips which kiss in love/
tender, not passionate lust,/
are yet innocent.

He stood on her bridge/
where no man had gone before./
“As you wish”. “Engage.”
OR
Engage as you wish.

She claims she likes her/
differentness, what raises/
her above the rest.

OR
She claims she likes her/
uniqueness, that which raises/
her above the rest.