Native Packer Fans: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Here in PackerLand,/
even wild flowers and farm/
fields are green and gold.

No Ticket At Lambeau: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you drive stupid,/
but are a Pack shareholder,/
Green Bay cops are nice.

Of all the Diems/
that I have ever Carpe’d,/
Lambeau could be great.

It’s hard, but I can
accept Packers fans not born
in the Dairy State.

It’s hard, but I can
accept Packers fans not born
in the Dairy State.

Even in defeat,/
there is respect and glory./
The refs blew the call.

OR
there is greatness and glory./
OR
there is respect and greatness.

I knew he wasn’t/
a true Bears’ fan because he/
didn’t flip me off.

I wear my cheese head./
It’s like Kaukauna Cheese Spread:/
I spread happiness!