The Tale Of The Ugly Front Yards

The following is based on a true story that happened in a horseshoe cul-du-sac neighborhood in unincorporated King County (Metro Seattle) during a rare summer drought in the mid-1990s.

A family once lived
in a nice neighborhood.
For as far as you looked,
all the front yards looked good.

T’was near the Pacific
that these fine yards existed.
Lush and green,
by Nature itself misted.

All green and manicured,
watered and mowed with care.
Herbicided. Pesticided.
No bugs or weeds there!

Each week like clockwork,
at a quarter past eight,
sprinklers would go on
keeping the lawns green and great.

(Even though in Seattle
it still rained a lot,
these folks still watered;
you know: In case it got hot!)

But this one family
had a south slope to their yard.
It made the sun bake it;
lawn turned brown and hard.

No matter how often
the Dad thatched and weeded,
the lawn wouldn’t grow.
So what more was needed?

He went out and bought
the best fertilizer.
While his wife was asleep;
(That’s sure to surprise her!)

But no matter how many
chemicals he put on,
the man could never green up
his scorched, brown lawn.

So one day he thought
(In a flash of inspiration)
“I’ll rip it all up!”
(or was it desperation?)

So up the grass came!
With each shovel he took,
the man left the dirt there:
each clod he shook.

He added some more soil
from his gardened back yard.
Good loam, organic,
that had never been hard.

Then the man went to a nursery
and bought plants by the dozens!
Herbs and natives wildflowers
for butterflies and their cousins.

Thyme and camomille,
rosemary, dogwood, rue.
Coneflowers and lupine;
sage, lavender, and moss, too.

And taking some slabs
he’d found near the freeway,
the man carefully placed stones
to make a rock pathway.

Each plant, herb and native,
he put in its place.
It was so creative!
A live masterpiece!

When the man finished,
sure, there was dirt. Parts were bare.
But nature grows and fills in,
so he didn’t much care.

He knew that the rains
of late fall, winter, and spring
would bring lovely growth;
the plants needed nothing.

One day his neighbor
met the man on the street.
Said the neighbor: “Doing yard work?
When will it be complete?”

“It looks so bizare!
It’s messy. It’s odd!
It’s so out of place!
When will you lay sod?”

Said the family man: “Oh, it’s done!
These plants need no more care.
They’ll grow and they’ll flourish,
and fill in what’s bare.”

He smiled at his neighbor;
feeling such joy, such pride
at the beauty he and Nature
were creating outside.

His neighbor scowled.
Disgust twisted his face.
“What!?!” he stammered.
“Just look at your place!”

“Your yard looks like garbage!
So messy. So dead.
You need to fix this!
You’re wrong in your head!”

“Come on!” his neighbor shouted,
“This does NOT look good!
Your dirt yard’s an embarrassment
to our whole neighborhood.”

With that the neighbor
turned and stomped back to his lawn’d home.
Sad, the man bent and dug
his hands deep into his loam.

He looked at his work
and murmured under his breath,
talking to his plants:
“I’ll show them yet!”

All through the fall,
winter, and spring,
the man watched his yard change:
Nature doing its thing.

By early the next summer
the plants had grown.
Flowers lush, vibrant, colorful:
A joy to behold.

And to smell! And to feel!
And to taste! And to feed!
This family’s yard had all the good food
that pollinators need.

They came! Bright butterflies and moths,
gentle wasps, bees, bugs too.
Colorful songbirds all came to feast
on blossom nectar stew.

Then something strange happened
in this eternal rain land.
The hot sun came out
and did not hide again.

No clouds to cover the heat.
No rain to make green.
No cool ocean breezes.
It was a bleak desert scene.

All the land was parched.
The sun? Scorching hot.
Was there enough water?
No, for a change, there was not!

So city and county governments decided
(because that’s what they do):
“Water rationing must start!
Free lawn-watering’s through!”

“You can lightly moisten your yard
only once every other week.”
So the Council declared
and the homeowners all shreaked:

“Our lawns! They’ll all die!
They’ll turn brown and bare!”
Said the government: “Folks must drink! Bathe! Flush!
Your lawns? We don’t care!”

Ah, but family man’s yard was native:
Herbs and flowers used to the heat!
They’d evolved that way.
With drought they’d compete.

And not just compete, but thrive!
Throughout a dry hundred days
they blossomed and flourished
and delighted people’s gaze.

Old folks would drive by to look.
School classes would visit,
asking the man about the plants:
Seeing, smelling, tasting: “What is it?”

Not just seeing row on row of
manicured lawns of green,
instead, a riot of color!
“Call Sunset Magazine!”

The man would patiently answer
each earnest joyful question
about his native plant front yard,
and he’d offer suggestions.

Because folks were willing
to listen and learn
how to replace sterile lawns
so easily burned.

The rains finally came,
(for the lawns, much too late.)
They’d all died and turned brown.
They’d all met their fate.

Replacing dead grass
is not cheap, easy, or quick.
It costs thousands of dollars
(and hope that sod sticks!)

One day by the mailbox
the family man met his neighbor.
Pointing at his dead lawn,
the man said: “Please, do us a favor!”

“Fix your front yard. It looks trashy!
It’s all brown. Dead. Not good!
It’s an embarrassment
to the whole neighborhood!”

The neighbor’s head dropped
like the blades of his dead lawn.
He remembered his cruel words.
He knew he was wrong.

The man didn’t gloat (much).
He didn’t chide or scold.
He let Mother Earth do the teaching;
changing young and old.

Letting them see
with his own tiny front yard
how each helps shape the world.
With Nature, it’s not hard.

To see how far I’ve come since those days, check out my wife Marnie Kuhns’ book on finding peace in Nature.

On The Eve Of Solstice In My Brown Garden: Revolutionary Email Free Verse Poetry

DeadRoseGarden_Jan2015A friend and I
walked through the stillness
of a late autumn
early winter.

A gentle dust of frost
and a wisp of snow
bathed dead twigs
and leaves
and grasses,
browned,
wilted,
frost-bitten.

“Look how ugly
those rose bushes are!
Remember their summer
beauty? It’s Hard to believe
they are brown and black
and wilted!”

“And the maple tree!
Once gloriously green,
then shimmering scarlet!
Now bunches of dead,
grey twigs and branches,
a few black and brown leaves
desperately hanging on,
as if to recall former colored beauty,
as if to say “You once gazed,
amazed,
at me,
in my glory.

And the grasses!
Glowing light and dark
greens
and silver hues,
now fallen over
blades
of rotten decay
and death.”

I paused
on our walk.
My breath
formed silver clouds
suspended before my face.
In that suspenseful,
suspended
moment,
it seemed I could see
through the cloud, clearly,
what had been,
and what would yet be,
and what was:
Beauty.

My voice hushed,
almost to a whisper,
as though I feared
to disturb
their slumber.

“When you awake,
first,
in the morning,
and gaze at your lover,
as the early beams
turn her hair shimmering,
her skin glowing,
you stop
and admire her,
gently,
silently, softly.

You look
not just from memory
of past beauty
and delight,
of moments shared.

Do you wish she looked
as she did
in her shimmering black dress?
Her swimsuit at the beach?
Her well-maintained work ensemble?
Her cook’s outfit?
Her yoga suit?
or that get-up-and-go
only you see
(and only for a moment!)?

Is that what you wish for
and think of
as you see her,
dreaming,
slumbering?

No.
You stop
and gaze,
and appreciate
in THAT moment,
and enjoy THAT view.

You don’t criticize
hair tossed and tangled.
You don’t call revolting
a face that is devoid
of all enhancing make up,
that still glows
with faint warmth.

You don’t withdraw
from her scent
made stronger from
her time and energy
spent providing you joy.

When you look upon her,
you don’t see
ugly.
You see beauty
in so many forms,
you hold your breath
for fear that the very air
you exhale
might disturb her,
might stir her
from her deep slumber,
and that moment
of soft,
gentle,
pure
beauty
will be lost.

“Just a moment more,”
you think,
“to admire in rapt
appreciation,
her peaceful,
tranquil,
sleeping
soul.”

So it is
when I gaze
on my
wilted rose garden,
my bare tree branches,
my brown and blackened grasses.

I do not see death,
ugly,
with its black,
brown,
and wilted rot.

Instead,
I see a sleeping
beauty,
sweet repose
in that wilted rose.

I see the twigs
and tufts of grass
slumbering,
gathering strength.
I admire the look,
gaze
at the phase
they are in,
sleeping,
resting,
renewing.

That renewal
not only
has its own beauty,
but it reminds me
of what is yet to come:
Tight buds pushing
out of twigs
and branches;
bright green blades
bursting forth
past old ancestors
that provided protection
and nourishment;
bright scented petals
bending seemingly dead
sprigs,
exploding the garden
with early spring color.

Gazing, I see
not just that promise,
but the soft, gentle,
subtle breathing,
the ebb and flow,
the yin and yang
of sleeping,
resting,
reviving
beauty.”

My words
and breath
hung,
crystal in the air,
then slowly fell,
shimmering,
and surrounded
that sleep
with morning rainbows
and promises.