Purple Whine Stomp: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku I wear purple and/ dream of the day I can stomp/ Frank’s* face and crush him. *Ed (“Frank” is the name of my daughter’s eating disorder. Others might call him “Ed” — as in: “Eating Disorder” )
My Daughter’s Worst Guy: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Frank*: There are guys in / my girl’s life who treated her/ bad. You’re the worst. Leave! [*Frank is my daughter’s name for her eating disorder.]