Food Porn Facebook Faker: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku Vile temptress, she!/ Posting food porn photos of/ desserts I’ll ne’er taste!
Free Food Porn: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku When apples are free,/ The Little Red Hen and food/ porn go hand in hand.
It's Finally My Turn: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku After years of food/ standing O’s, I fin’lly gave/ one to my omelet.