Wooing Versus Being Creepy: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

If she liked me “that/
way,” she’d like my attention./
She doesn’t and won’t.

Does Anybody Know The Score? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Suddenly he knew/
that his cleverness and his/
effort scores macht’s nichts.

I shall practice being flirty,/
by writing glib poetry.
I’ll see if it works,/
this type of flirt./
What will females think of me?

I sent you
a late-night haiku,
and, this morning,
what did you do?

Walked to your desk.
That’s really best:
Stay calm and inert.
Don’t try to flirt.

When starting out,
leave room for doubt
instead of imagining
some grand beginning.

Be practical! It’s only then
you’ll avoid disapointment again.