I’d say she joined the/
Mile High (Muse) Club, but she hates/
those innuendos.
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Too Old For Kids: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku
This is a follow-on to the previous limerick, “Too Old For Kids?
Why do women think/
I don’t want kids? I’ve raised four./
I’d gladly have more.
Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick
This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.
There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.
OR
*resplendent.