Why does Facebook ask:/
“What’s on your mind?” for “Status”?/
Shouldn’t it ask “Who”?
Tag Archives: Facebook
Wit To Wit Quit: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick
You have proclaimed it:
We can stand, wit to wit.
But now, see my postings erased.
Such pained bantering is not my taste.
I apologize … and quit.
Questions About A Bag Of Celery: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
I look at Facebook /
postings like art. Sometimes I /
must just ask: What!?!?!? Why?!?!
How Am I? Call Me: Romantic IMprov Haiku
I thought we were past/
being just Facebook friends. She/
has my phone number.
Recalling Her Thoughtful Night Gaze: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
Facebook phone showed just/
her hair, face, neck: Enough to/
recall her night* gaze.
OR
*thought
She Hurt Us All: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
When does it become/
time to unfriend your future/
ex daughter-in-law?
Facebook Discussion Irony: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament
How ironic. She/
“Facebook liked” the sad topic/
which i inspired.
Is Facebook Big Brother: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick
Facebook’s tracking everything I do:
What I say, and who I say it to.
Mark Zuckerberg is worse than my mother.
He’s turned into a cyber big brother!
We all wring our hands and cry “who knew!?!?!”
Being A We: Romantic Blogging Rhyming Haiku
It’s weird to learn she/
doesn’t want to be “We”. I/
didn’t know we were.
OR
It’s weird to learn he/
Facebooked that they are “we”. She/
didn’t know they were.
Live In Reality Communities: Revolutionary Haiku
If you want to live/
in communities, Facebook/
and Twitter don’t count.