She didn’t want to dance,
but the tamale took a chance.
Needing to wash her hair,
she met a burrito who didn’t care.
It was just a boogie, not romance.
Tag Archives: excuse
One Last Dance: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She was set to leave,/
to wash her hair. One more dance/
with me; then she could.
Always Too Busy Sometimes: Romantic Blogging Haiku Lament
They always claim that/
they are too busy for love,/
until they are not.
Good Question At The Temple: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
The old man in the/
parking lot asked: “How come you’re/
hanging back?” Yes. Why?
Lost Excuse: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
I found my Scriptures./
Now I have no more excuse,/
‘cuz that’s all it was.
Reasons To End Things: Revolutionary Emailing Haiku
Of all the reasons/
made for ending things, trusting/
your feelings is best.
Upon Hearing From One Lost: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku
She wrote when she could./
Her excuse, valid and good./
I should stop crying.
Emergencies Avoid Truth: Revolutionary Haiku
Our “emergencies”/
are mostly mere excuses/
to avoid tough truths.