Dumb Facebook Post Ruins Day: Haiku Lament

When you care what folks/
think, one dumb Facebook post can/
ruin your whole day.

Pain’s Not Purposeful: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When folks hurt others, /
it’s not because they mean to./
It’s they just don’t care.*
or
*They’re just not caring.

Why do I think folks/
are interested in the/
things I do? They’re not.

If Facebook didn’t/
exist, I wouldn’t know or/
care much about her.

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

There’s so much we fret/
about as young parents. Then/
we learn what matters.

She thinks I’ve not known,/
or, knowing, don’t care. Both wrong./
She’s been in my prayers.

I have such great news /
to share, but you probably /
don’t care, so I won’t.

Teach me to not care./
You have more expertise than/
I’ve yet developed.

Why waste worrying/
about people who don’t care/
that you are concerned?