When you up and get hitched
to a fine Southern Belle
from Daisy, Tennessee,
you might find out
that all she wants for Christmas
is her two back teeth.

That way,
she can eat more than soup
and strained fruits and veggies
and ice cream.

(And though she might be looking forward
to the weight loss
caused by such a diet,
I would never say anything
about that!)

Baby’s got back (teeth).