Late Night Privileges: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

When you’re ushering/
late at night, you don’t have to/
wait in photo lines!

When She Seeks A Knight In Shining Armor: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, with no vision or warmth./
What hope do I have?
OR
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, without vision or laughs./
That is soooo not me.

Art Everywhere: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I’ve seen fine art in/
museums worldwide. How is/
gazing at her strange?

When Staring Becomes Wrong: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Can one stare at a/
work of art for too long? Can/
gazing become wrong?

Museum Floor Brain Stunning: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She was so stunning/
his brain simply fell out on/
the museum floor.

Early Morning Washing — Thanks, Mom! : Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

When the washer runs /
above your head, you wake up,/
get up, and write more.
OR

When the washer runs /
above your head, you’re forced to/
get up and write more.

When Planets Align: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When planets align,/
give in to the urge and drive/
top down, music up!
OR
When planets align,
it’s time to drive top down and/
your tunes cranked way up!
ORWhen the planets are/
aligned, you feel the urge to /
put down your rag top.
OR
When the planets are/
aligned, you feel the urge to /
drive top down, tunes up!