The Garage Needed Cleaning–Benefits: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Cool to find old school/
Jay “Bone” Buhner* shades and know/
you can still wear them.
OR
*baseball player

Marriage Is What: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

I grew tired of folks/
claiming I was avoiding,/
so I proposed twice.

I shall refrain from/
quoting what Shakespeare once wrote:/
Smite that jealous Moon.

Rebellious Mormon/
teens mess with the library’s/
copier Sundays.

When she’s with me but/
texting him, it hurts like it/
once did. Thank you NOT.

He was not surprised /
that she made him cry, but these /
were not tears of joy.

The Prophet’s message/
is simple and direct. I’m/
glad I’m obeying.

She knows that words are /
important to me. When I /
get none, that says much.

When it’s not your work,/
but His, don’t worry about/
your abilities.

Yes, I know PHO is NOT pronounced “FOE”, but it looks like it should be.
To my daughter in the Emergency Room, hungry:

Oh, No!
I won’t bring Pho.
We have to go
get some!
(Not Dim Sum)
Donchaknow?!?