Dateline: Rexburg, ID, Center of Totality. Where is Everyone? Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Remember that time/
God held a solar eclipse/
And no one showed up?

What The Spirit Says, Do: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

When the Spirit says/
to do something, do that, and/
watch it all work out.

It’s perplexing when/
you know you should say “Goodbye!”/
but don’t know how to.

From Butt Hut’s Q joynt
deep in Gawguh, yo’ daddy
Sez “Daym boy, I’m proud!”

Dig holes. Plant trees. Will/
they grow? Wait and see. It’s a/
good allegory.

Craters of the Moon /
Park lies outside the Eclipse/
path. How ironic.

Big change is comin’.
Big changes comin’ real soon?
I can’t tell fo sho.

Folks who are not from/
Wisconsin gripe about one/
mosquito. Cheese laughs.

She’s learned to discern/
the darkness. Now she needs to/
choose to run from it.

Every time I say/
goodnight, I’m one step closer/
to saying hello.