My Silent Muse: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Even when you’re still/
silent, you, still, strike my chords/
and remain my muse.

Even when you are/
silent, you strike my heart’s chords/
and become my muse.

Cure Of The Blue Moon: Romantic IMprov Haiku

There’s a blue moon out./
If you were here or I there,/
we could cure our blues.

A blue moon’s out. If/
you were here or I there, we’d/
cure our blue feelings.

Only I could cry/
about a love song when there’s/
no one there to love.

I’m not going to/
put pressure on you about/
not feeling pressure.

Touch me on my green/
IM spot and I shall be /
happy all day long.

My step one/
is finally done.
I made a phone call.
That is all.
I must walk before I run.

Why does “Fat Bottomed/
Girls” bring out more emotion/
now than it used to?

I believe in work/
based on that belief. Action’s/
better than mere hope.
OR

I believe, and work/
based on that. Action’s better/
than if i just hope.

The dog barked at me/
until I offered him my/
breakfast of peaches.
or

The dog barked at me/
until I offered him my/
Cheerios breakfast.

These Eeyorian
thistles* are so pretty I’ll/
gladly not eat them.

Lunchtime with Eeyore./
These thistles are so pretty.
I’ll look and not lunch.

*Upon closer examination, these purple wildflowers are NOT thistles.