You Can’t Change Your Core: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Are you trying to/
make yourself so repulsive/
that I can’t like you?

Not Trusting: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Did you really not/
trust me so much to think that/
I did not trust you?

Although you asked me/
to not worry about you,/
I’m still going to.

I knew he wasn’t/
a true Bears’ fan because he/
didn’t flip me off.

She said she didn’t/
like small talk so I tried to/
give her larger talk.

I wear my cheese head./
It’s like Kaukauna Cheese Spread:/
I spread happiness!

Since I haven’t heard/
from you all day, I just hope/
that you are okay.

Instead of seeking/
the best you can get, just be/
satisfied with great.

There are so many/
emotions I just blank stare/
with nothing to say.

She said: “I’m having/
a hot flash!” so I tried to/
cool her down a bit.