What You Radiate: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Please feel no pressure. /
Just know how you radiate/
tranquil peace and joy.

Two Hours Before The Wedding: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

It’s NOT about me.
It’s not about ME.
It’s not ABOUT me.
IT’S not about me.
It’s NOT about ME.
IT’S NOT about ME.
IT IS NOT ABOUT ME!

You told me we won’t/
end up together. Why not?/
I’m not good enough?

When everyone gets/
the same message from God, it’s/
hard to ignore Him.

My new haircut makes/
me look classy, like the old/
“Storage Wars” Jag dude.

If you dismiss me/
so quickly, what does that say/
about me really?

What if I fight for/
something I believe in just/
as hard as you do?

It’s difficult when/
you have to pay for mistakes/
that others have made.

I wonder if you/
drew me in just to set me/
up and then spurn me.

I do not care if/
you think I’m busy. I’d still/
like to hear from you.