Paying Too Much Attention: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Why do they say it’s/
dangerous for guys to act /
too interested?

Memories At A Dance: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I couldn’t recall,/
but she remembered. I was/
her first kitchen dance.

A guy who leaves you/
alone waiting for him should/
be replaced quickly.

For a cycle to be/
broken, sometimes you’re required/
to climb off and wait.

When I became the/
I-15 topless dancer,/
I made people smile.

OR
By becoming the/
I-15 topless dancer,/
I make people smile!

Coincidences/
sometimes happen at bus stops/
hearing buses stop.

Why apologize /
for doing something that you /
promised you would do?

Sure. Why not. Why does/
it matter? Why should I care?/
No one else seems to.

If you lose weight, then/
walking barefoot becomes foot/
reflexology.

OR
If you lose weight, then/
walking barefoot on a rural/
roads won’t hurt as much.

It will be a strange/
day when I am ready at/
last and she is not.
Or
Will she feel strange and/
odd when I’m at last ready,/
but she is not close?