Keeping A Distance: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I know you’re really
good at this “keeping distance”
thing. I suck at it.

Building A Bubble: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Creating a new/
bubble isn’t as easy/
as I thought it’d be.

Of all the reasons/
made for ending things, trusting/
your feelings is best.

To vacation in/
your own home, find another/
place to sit for meals.

There she was,/
and then she was gone./
“Why?” I asked. Said she:/
“You’re too much fun.”

The more that you see,/
the more that you sense, the more/
you’ll Experience.

There is always one/
who can take a beautiful/
thought and destroy it.

Activities which/
give us pain will often bring/
us the greatest joy.

If you live your life/
full of regrets, you’ll, sadly,/
live To regret it.
Or
full of regrets, you will live/
to regret regrets.

I see couples in/
Church tenderly touching. I /
wonder: Where is she*?
OR
*mine?