I hate feeling I/
must flatulate, but nothing’s/
there; I sit and wait.
Tag Archives: CyranoWriter
Rejected Offering: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
I get how it feels/
to not want somebody to/
sacrifice for you.
Or
I get how it feels /
to have someone not accept/
your kindness off’ring.
Thanks For Caring, But … Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
If I want women/
who are overbearing, I’ll/
stay with my mother.
Taking Non-Scary Tea: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku
Let us take a spot/
of tea, just you and me. I /
won’t be too scary.
Speak The Truth: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I’ve discovered that/
“I’ll call you tomorrow” is/
Mormon-speak: “No, Thanks!”
OR
I’ve learned that “I’ll call/
you later!” is Mormon-speak/
for “Thanks, but no thanks!”
Has Anyone Cared About Her? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
He wonders if she/
could get used to having a/
guy care about her.
Touching Her: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
I won’t touch her skin,/
but I can’t guarantee that/
I won’t touch her heart.
Hard To Judge: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I wonder how she’d/
respond if the slipper were/
on the other foot.
Who Is Worthy? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I get that she wants/
me to become worthy. Then/
one of us will be.
How Sick Is He? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
He knew how ill he/
was when he knew that if she/
said “Yes!”, he wouldn’t.*
OR
*he couldn’t.