Singing To A Slipper Of Glass: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I laughed that the prince/
sang to a glass slipper, but/
I totally would.

Fun Memories In New Snow: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Tracks in the new snow/
make me think of school yard fun/
I had long ago.

The car with no back/
window wants to go somewhere/
where it doesn’t snow.

What do you do when/
you get a gift so awesome/
it transcends “Thank You!!”?

(The John Kuhn autographed Green Bay Packer jersey says “John Kuhn #30” and “Super Bowl XLV Champs”)

When a woman says:/
“We don’t have much in common”,/
believe and accept her opinion./
Move on,/
(even if she’s wrong.)

I am on the train./
I am on the train. I am/
on the train I’m on.
OR
I am on the train./
I’m training on the train. I’m/
on the train I’m on.

I want to write more/
poems but she’s late again and/
I’m cold and ticked off.

She said she’d get back/
to me the next day. It’s been/
a week. Lesson learned.

She is so Cali/
that she can’t even put a/
winter hat on right!
OR
She is such a So/
Cali girl, she puts winter/
hats on backwards… twice!

He protected us/
and wrecked his life. Who of us/
will now protect him?

They protected us/
and wrecked their lives. Who of us/
will lift and help them?