Do I Look Like 007? Romantic IMprov Haiku

When you’re on Facebook,/
you can get compliments from/
beauties you don’t know.

Superfluous About 3 Blondes: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I should probably/
say something on beauty, but/
that’s superfluous.

I stand, trying to/
give up my sin, alone. I/
should give it to Him.

Service calls to us/
in different types and times./
We must be ready.

If we complain of/
no reverence in church, are we/
not also guilty?
Or
not guilty of noise?

He’s not wearing church/
shoes, but he’s still in church, so/
who is complaining?

There are no books which/
are spiritual. We must/
ponder, apply, do.

“It is finished!” was/
not a sad quitter’s cry, but/
a shout of triumph.

Hot springs rock stacking:/
Pile stones really quickly or/
your hands will get burned.

Why do I rush on/
a scenic trail? Because I/
want to know I can.