Breathe Deep and Hold: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

At Jah hospital,/
Brand-new experiences./
Duuuuuuuude! I did inhale!

Placed In Xanadu: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Oh codeine! Thou who/
hast placed me in Xanadu
with Coleridge’s high*.
Or
*Muse.