Call Sleepy No Call: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

She says she wants to/
call and talk. Next, she texts she’s /
sleepy. “Goodnight.” What?!?

Blondes’ Penchant For Heartbreak: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Ev’ry hot blonde has /
a penchant for breaking hearts. /
She can not help it.

The lines of man bridge/
ancient geographic gaps, but/
can’t block the full moon.

Parking my ragtop/
under cottonwoods creates/
a blizzard inside.

The danger of long/
email romances is that/
words easily woo.

An unusual/
river flows north. I paddle/
against it, then drift.

Does my muse know it’s/
technology witholding /
creativity?

OR
Do muses know that/
technology withholds my/
creativity?

We weed and mow. Why?/
Millions spend weekends growing/
meaningless green forts.

OR
We weed and mow. Why?/
Millions spend weekends to grow/
meaningless nothings.

When Damocles’ swords/
always hang over your head,/
why procrastinate ?

Social butterflies/
should cocoon sometimes to more/
develop themselves.