Stand Up Guilt: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She may need to stand/
me up. So why should I be /
feeling so guilty?

When Staring Becomes Wrong: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Can one stare at a/
work of art for too long? Can/
gazing become wrong?

She was so stunning/
his brain simply fell out on/
the museum floor.

When you’re too busy/
playing with phone apps, you might/
miss the earth’s wonders.

The world will always /
look fantastic, even when/
you ask: “Where am I?!?”

So much was written!/
Should I send her poetry/
though texts? Email? Both?

As the sunset of/
red and gold painted the sky,/
he remembered her.
OR
As the sunset of/
red and gold painted the sky,/
he recalled her hair.

Seriously?!? I/
again prove myself much too/
intense. I’m so dense.

Enthusiasm /
is too often mistaken/
for desperation.

OR
Enthusiasm /
can too oft be mistaken/
for desperation.

It’s easy to squash/
men’s enamoredization./
Just criticize them.