F Bomb Dropping: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She dropped the “F bomb”/
on me in our first evening /
and I didn’t mind.

I’m Not Good Enough? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You told me we won’t/
end up together. Why not?/
I’m not good enough?

When everyone gets/
the same message from God, it’s/
hard to ignore Him.

My new haircut makes/
me look classy, like the old/
“Storage Wars” Jag dude.

What if I fight for/
something I believe in just/
as hard as you do?

I wonder if you/
drew me in just to set me/
up and then spurn me.

I do not care if/
you think I’m busy. I’d still/
like to hear from you.

I awakened her/
feelings of passion and we/
didn’t even kiss.

I’m glad I’ve been the/
means for so many to have/
good feelings again.

Can someone who/
did not struggle with you/
to gain the mountaintop even understand
the triumph so grand?
Should they share the view?

Should someone who
didn’t struggle with you
to the mountaintop
share the view?
Or should they stop?