Ineffective Mulching: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Using mulch to knock /
back weeds doesn’t help if you /
don’t plant anything.

Nourishing Disapointment: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She hears that I am/
disappointed. I only/
thirst for nourishment.

She may decide: “No.”/
I may go down in flames, but/
I will be on fire.

Or
She may shoot me down in flames./
I’ll still be on fire.

An unusual/
river flows north. I paddle/
against it, then drift.

I texted too early;
my mistake.
I don’t know, surely,
when you wake.

You claim you need coffee?
Please, call me!

Why needest thou coffee?
Thou shouldst call me
and certainly
see
how gently
and slowly
I would wake thee!

Like box canyon views,
nothing seems so distant as
close by and ignored.

She who craveth not/
intensity will prob’ly/
never handle me.

When you are jealous,/
I talk it out. When I am,/
you leave me hanging.

Someone else got her/
vaunted Saturday slot. I’m/
surprised how quickly.

It is amazing/
how technology can slow
down your life so much.