She Called Me “Keeper” : Romantic Contexting Rhyming Haiku Lament

“Good morning, keeper!”/
was all the message I hear./
I burst into tears.

Reaching Perfection: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Does anyone e’r/
reach the point that they don’t make/
mistakes they regret?

You have a baby /
in your car and almost hit /
me. PLEASE! Stop texting!

Note to my man self:/
Never let a chick see you /
sick. She’ll distain you.

Tonight, wrapped in your/
arms of love, with limbs tangled,/
I’ll not sleep alone.

Birds singing sound like /
my phone ringing. I must change/
tones because they won’t.

It’s embarrassing/
to request what you really /
want, then not get it.

OR
It’s so frustrating/
to order what you really /
want, then not get it.

OR
ask for

She’s not ready. I /
thought she’d be. Maybe she’s just/
not ready for me.

I’ve learned that when you /
once had a crush, later you/
don’t like their face much.

Asphalt jungles sprout./
Wildflowers grow and bloom. It’s /
Mother Nature’s house.