Giving Out Guilt: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I try to avoid
giving out guilt. I have so/
much I’m good at it.

Sparkly Skinny Jeans Cowboy: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I just saw a tough /
cowboy in sparkly skinny/
jeans. That seems so wrong.

The emptiness that/
fills my ears is only matched /
by my heart’s black hole.

The zucchini was/
not so teeny, but she used/
it up anyway

Moonlight memories/
multiply many times for/
me when fully seen.

Before I save earth,/
I have to first clean up my/
own environment.

I thought I brought joy.
Now I see I stall people’s/
eternal progress.
Or
Now I wonder if I stall/
eternal progress.

When words stop flowing,/
like when a river dries up,/
a fertile field dies.

When I wonder why/
you don’t contact me I should/
just read your email.

The picnic invite
had the wrong address. Instead,
I got gorgeous views.