I Like That Hat! Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

She finally wore a/
hat that I like because it/
belongs on MY head.

Sunny Day Missed Opportunity: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

On a sunny day,/
she lay in my rag top but/
still kept the top up.

Joshua Gives Up Facebook: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

If Joshua was/
on Facebook, would he *have crossed/
the river Jordan?
OR
*found/
time to cross Jordan?

Too Old For Kids: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

This is a follow-on to the previous limerick, “Too Old For Kids?
Why do women think/
I don’t want kids? I’ve raised four./
I’d gladly have more.

Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.

There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.
OR
*resplendent.