Immorality Sins Are Self-Esteem Issues: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Immorality/
sins which I committed were /
self-esteem issues.

Incorrect Mind Reading: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I’m busy. Thinking/
I don’t care for her *would be:/
She’s mind reading wrong.
OR
*is her/
mind reading wrongly.

She was happy she/
inspired another poem from/
me. Then silence fell.

I knew not her name,/
just from whence she came./
She didn’t make it easy,/
and she wouldn’t tell me./
So at last she lost the game.

“Why don’t you just shoot/
me?” is made much better by/
adding this: “a text”.

Since she wants me to/
act like a father, I’ll say:/
“Focus on others.”

Living life out loud/
means you may discover that/
no one’s listening.

Seven years is long/
if you don’t have love in your /
life to sustain you.

Could Leah have found/
perfect love if she and her/
parents had waited?

I don’t believe her/
when she says she wants me as/
her Beaver Cleaver.