Seattle Ragtop Rain: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

What’s worse than ragtops/
in Seattle? Having a/
bad mem’ry in rain.

Kitchen Cheesed Off: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Rant

In being told to /
clean up the cheesed kitchen, I/
am, myself, cheesed off.

“Do you date?” she asked./
Like a beaver dam breaking,/
“Yes!” let her move on.

Maybe I avoid/
you the way that a moth should /
stay away from flames.

I want to know how/
to cure my Pavlovian/
response. Never mind.

If you set dates that/
are virtual and no one/
calls, you’re still stood up.

Mere mortals we are/
not. What if we treat each one/
we meet as a great?

My mother’s bookcase/
shrinks from room-sized to notepad./
Her book list explodes.

Every Father’s Day/
there’s one message missing. This/
year, it’s not his child’s.

Saying dont worry/
about you is like saying/
don’t care about you.