Sparkly Skinny Jeans Cowboy: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I just saw a tough /
cowboy in sparkly skinny/
jeans. That seems so wrong.

Not Sedate About The Debate: Revolutionary IMproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I’m not too sedate/
to watch the debate. It’s late./
And I’m just too tired.

I’m just too dang tired.

The emptiness that/
fills my ears is only matched /
by my heart’s black hole.

It’s hard, but I can
accept Packers fans not born
in the Dairy State.

The zucchini was/
not so teeny, but she used/
it up anyway

Please be gentle and/
kind with me this morning. I’m /
in the throes of pain.

Only a parent/
can know the hurt of failing/
when trying to help.

Only parents get/
the pain of failing when they/
try to help their kids.

Moonlight memories/
multiply many times for/
me when fully seen.

Who can I blame if/
she goes away? Nobody/
but myself, for sure.

I canceled meeting/
friends for the chance to be with/
my kids. Understand?