My Best Body Part: Haiku

When folks say you can’t/
see all your best body parts?/
Not a compliment.

When she says I can’t/
see all my best body parts?/
Not a compliment!

Are Compliments Kind If True? Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Is a compliment/
kind if it is true? Do we/
speak nice when honest?

She deserves more than/
trite cartoon compliments, but/
mere words won’t suffice.

When you’re on Facebook,/
you can get compliments from/
beauties you don’t know.

I tried to type a/
gracious red dress compliment./
My jaw hit the keys.

She said seeing me/
with butterflies and mountains/
recalled Patch Adams.

She used to call me/
names, but I liked them. They were/
all complement’ry.