Shopping Man Crying: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

What kind of man cries/
when clothes shopping? A man who’s/
been away too long.

Warm Clothes Surprise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I don’t remember/
clothes being so warm, but at/
this point, I don’t care.

Or
I don’t recall my/
clothes being so warm. At this/
point, I do not care.

I think I want a/
girl who won’t change my clothes, my/
jokes, my joy-core me.

My closet’s full of/
clothes. I’ll fall for that she who/
won’t try to change me.

My wardrobe is filled/
with clothes from women who sought/
to dress me better.

OR
to improve my look.

OR
to improve me. Why?