How To Shut Up A Barking Dog: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku The dog barked at me/ until I offered him my/ breakfast of peaches. or The dog barked at me/ until I offered him my/ Cheerios breakfast.
Contentedly Saying What She Shouldn’t: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku “I shouldn’t say this,”/ she smiled contentedly, “but/ that’s the best ever!”
Freudian Pickles: Romantic IMprov Haiku I am out of town./ She eats pickles for breakfast./ It’s so Freudian.