Do What You Do In Safety: Romantic Blogging Haiku

Go out to dinner./
See a ball game. Sail. Be brave*./
Just be safe. I care.
OR
*Leave port.

Life Changes: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

When life changes how/
it should, the flow may not be/
smooooooth, but it feels right.

When she asks if I’m/
grooming others to replace/
her, it makes me puke.

Some make music. Some/
hear. Few dance. If not for those/
few, why make music?

I grew tired of folks/
claiming I was avoiding,/
so I proposed twice.

Almost all I post/
on my blog can be thought self-/
aggrandizement. Und?

I drove through rain and/
bad traffic to get here. Yet she/
cuts my shave habits.

He’d seen it often./
She, interested, bantered./
He fell overboard.

Hunting show hosts will/
always yell “beautiful ____*”/
after they’ve killed it.

*bird, buck, thing

Hunting show hosts will/
yell “beautiful ____*” after/
they’ve killed it. It was.

All things bear record./
Even the empty nails on/
museum walls speak.