What if it’s not a/
case of being the right one,/
but of readiness?
Category Archives: Romantic ImproVerse Poetry
Should You Or Do You Just Want To? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Why’s dating so hard?/
Either you’re supposed to ask,/
or you just want to.
She’s “Kinda Seeing” Someone: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
What would it be like/
to, at last, be the guy she/
is “kinda seeing”?
Unexpected Dancing: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
My first lake dancing/
was not with someone who I/
ever expected.
Miss ______? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Long before I knew/
that she was Miss Anything,/
I wanted to ask.
OR
Long before I knew/
she was missing anything,/
I wanted to ask.
Heart Problems: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Arrhythmia: When/
you don’t want a girl who makes/
your heart skip a beat.
#FiveWordsToMariah Too Late: Romantic ImproVerse Poem
Background: In July, 2015, a dating site held a contest: Send Five Words To Mariah (Carey) for a chance to see her “live” in Vegas. I, of course, wrote something brilliant … but forgot to send it in on time.
We’re hopeful, not hopeless, romantics.
No Sparkle: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
He searched everywhere/
for her and her sparkle, but /
she just wasn’t there.
Boring Meditation Fail: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
I meditated./
She was bored. Pondering is/
not boring to me.
Wake Up Call: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
When your dream girl is/
in the arms of another,/
it’s time to wake up.