She Called Me Names: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She used to call me/
names, but I liked them. They were/
all complement’ry.

I Did What You Asked: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You tell me to leave/
you alone, so I do. I/
don’t know what to say.

OR
She tells him to leave/
her alone, so he does. So/
now, what should he say?

I can pick her up/
In my ragtop for a cool/
smoothie. How groovy!

I tried to call. No/
answer, so I went dancing/
by myself instead.

Why do they say it’s/
dangerous for guys to act /
too interested?

I couldn’t recall,/
but she remembered. I was/
her first kitchen dance.

It will be a strange/
day when I am ready at/
last and she is not.
Or
Will she feel strange and/
odd when I’m at last ready,/
but she is not close?

I so often will/
substitute “she” for “you”, but/
she* knows who I mean.

*you know

Having not heard from/
you and then fin’lly hearing,/
I’m glad you’re not dead.

Now that I have left/
my tracks all over your phone,/
I just feel foolish.