The Pain Of New Learning: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I dislike learning/
something new at the expense/
of relationships.

I dislike learning/
something new/
at the expense of keeping/
my great relationship with you.

The Answer To Morning Temptations: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Let the answer be:/
“NO!” It brought me nothing but/
messed up sheets and guilt.
OR

mussed sheets and sadness.

How can I tell of/
the joys that I’m feeling deep,/
when she said goodbye?

OR
How can I relate/
the joys that I’m feeling, when/
she already left?

When she said goodbye,/
she said: “That was easy.” I’m/
sad it was for her.

It is such a strange/
role reversal: she’s wanting /
the game more than me.

When I give her what/
she asks for, and she turns it/
down, I’ll stop trying.

When you ask for it,/
I will deliver more. But/
reject it, I quit.

A day* to be filled/
with joyful companionship/
is lonely instead .
OR
*life

I want someone who/
wants to be with me so bad/
that she can taste it.

I must stop going/
on trips where I bring back gifts/
that I’ll never give.