At The End Of Lonely Lane – Free Verse

When one you love
ditches you
to go out with others,
you get to placate yourself
by staying home
and re-watching videos
of their big day.

Baby’s Got Back (Teeth) – Free Verse Poem

When you up and get hitched
to a fine Southern Belle
from Daisy, Tennessee,
you might find out
that all she wants for Christmas
is her two back teeth.

That way,
she can eat more than soup
and strained fruits and veggies
and ice cream.

(And though she might be looking forward
to the weight loss
caused by such a diet,
I would never say anything
about that!)

Baby’s got back (teeth).

Finishing That Big Hunk – Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

After years, I have/

at last consumed my Big Hunk.

Mem’ries fade away.

Fantasy Limits: Romantic Haiku

When I’m insecure,/

she says not to fantasize/

’bout a crock of s***.

To Touch Much: Rhyming Romantic Haiku

Does it matter much/
How I touch, as long as I/
touch much more often?

touch more than before?

He Thinks My Southern’s Sexy — Country Music Cover

(Sung to the tune of “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”, but from a woman’s point-of-view)

He thinks my Southern’s sexy!
It really turns him on.
He’s always drooling at me
when I’m weed whacking the lawn.

He really kind of likes my Southern music drawl.
An’ he gets all excited when I say hey all y’all!
You best be knowin how he digs my squash pies from cushaws.
Yeah he really gets me!

He thinks my Southern’s sexy!