Although I didn’t /
see it, feel it or get it,
I’m glad she found joy.
Category Archives: Romantic ImproVerse Poetry
At The End Of Lonely Lane – Free Verse
When one you love
ditches you
to go out with others,
you get to placate yourself
by staying home
and re-watching videos
of their big day.
Baby’s Got Back (Teeth) – Free Verse Poem
When you up and get hitched
to a fine Southern Belle
from Daisy, Tennessee,
you might find out
that all she wants for Christmas
is her two back teeth.
That way,
she can eat more than soup
and strained fruits and veggies
and ice cream.
(And though she might be looking forward
to the weight loss
caused by such a diet,
I would never say anything
about that!)
Baby’s got back (teeth).
Finishing That Big Hunk – Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
After years, I have/
at last consumed my Big Hunk.
Mem’ries fade away.
Fantasy Limits: Romantic Haiku
When I’m insecure,/
she says not to fantasize/
’bout a crock of s***.
To Touch Much: Rhyming Romantic Haiku
Does it matter much/
How I touch, as long as I/
touch much more often?
Or
touch more than before?
He Thinks My Southern’s Sexy — Country Music Cover
(Sung to the tune of “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”, but from a woman’s point-of-view)
He thinks my Southern’s sexy!
It really turns him on.
He’s always drooling at me
when I’m weed whacking the lawn.
He really kind of likes my Southern music drawl.
An’ he gets all excited when I say hey all y’all!
You best be knowin how he digs my squash pies from cushaws.
Yeah he really gets me!
He thinks my Southern’s sexy!
Some Greek God: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
She calls me her Greek/
God, says cuz of my body./
Silenus maybe?
March Madness Love Choice: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
You can choose sports or/
love, but if you choose love you/
always choose rightly.
Once A Big Hunk: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
I was her Big Hunk./
Now I’m another’s, so I’ll /
eat and forget it.
