Lack Of Physical Touch: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Just because I did/
not touch her thigh, does not mean/
I’m not interested.

Facebook Existence: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

If Facebook didn’t/
exist, I wouldn’t know or/
care much about her.

It is silly to/
shop at stores that don’t carry/
what you’re looking for.

She sat on the couch/
with me, smiled, and said: “Maybe!”/
Do I wait? Or ask?

He knows they should talk./
He’s afraid. She always had/
that late night effect.

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

I have crushes on/
pretty women ’til they prove/
they lack English* skills.

OR
*writing

I’m ignoring her,/
of course. Otherwise it hurts/
too much to recall.

The problem with a /
bed-and-breakfast stay is that /
you want company.

When you’re a kid in/
a candy store, sometimes you/
have to take stuff back.